Aries Moon

Aggressively avoiding emotional depth through constant, pointless action

Core Emotional Pattern

As an Aries Moon, you process emotions the same way a bull processes fine china - with explosive, unrestrained energy that leaves destruction in its wake. Your emotional landscape is a battlefield where feelings are enemies to be conquered rather than experiences to be understood.

Key Emotional Traits

  • Mistaking adrenaline rushes for emotional processing
  • Starting new projects to avoid finishing emotional sentences
  • Converting all feelings into anger because it's easier
  • Competitive crying - if you must cry, you'll be the best at it
  • Emotional cardio - running away from feelings at Olympic speeds
"When in emotional doubt, set something metaphorically (or literally) on fire and call it growth."

Your Emotional Defense Mechanism

Your preferred method of handling emotions is to treat them like a boxing match - charging headfirst into them until either they or you are knocked unconscious. This approach is about as effective as using a flamethrower to make ice cream, but at least it's entertaining for observers.

Relationship With Self

You have the emotional self-awareness of a caffeinated rhinoceros. Your inner dialogue consists mainly of "CHARGE!" and "NEXT!" with occasional breaks for energy drinks and existential screaming.

"Your emotional intensity burns bright enough to illuminate the void, but not long enough to see what's actually in it."

You are used to having Mars encourage you to channel your emotional energy into something productive, like aggressive gardening or extreme meditation. You really should make an effort to not to declare war on your own feelings - they're already losing badly enough.

Cosmic Advice

Consider that emotions, like that wall you keep punching, won't go away just because you hit them harder. Maybe try sitting with your feelings for more than 2.5 seconds before starting another CrossFit session to avoid them.