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Even More Aries Stats
March 21 - April 19
"Your fiery determination only hastens your journey towards inevitable disappointment."
Strengths
- Aggressively optimistic despite existential dread
- First to charge into meaningless endeavors
- Passionate about temporary distractions
Weaknesses
- Impulsively seeks purpose where none exists
- Stubborn belief in free will
- Refuses to accept cosmic insignificance
Your Nihilistic Horoscope
The placement of Mars in your chart suggests you'll continue fighting battles that ultimately mean nothing. Your natural leadership qualities will guide others toward the same void you're hurtling toward. Today's energy encourages you to start new projects, despite their inevitable futility.
Lucky Number: π (equally irrational as your hopes)
Lucky Color: Blood red (symbolizing your perpetual internal struggle)
Existential Compatibility
- Best Cosmic Suffering Partners: Leo (shared delusions of grandeur), Sagittarius (mutual denial of reality)
- Worst Void Companions: Cancer (your fire burns their emotional waters to steam), Capricorn (too practical for your meaningless crusades)
Cosmic Advice
Your ruling planet Mars pushes you to fight, but remember: every victory is temporary, every achievement fleeting. Channel your endless energy into accepting that nothing you do will matter in the grand scheme of the universe. Your boldness in facing the void is admirable, if pointless.