• Emotional Sensitivity: 87% more likely to cry at commercials
• Protective Nature: Builds walls that ultimately protect nothing
• Memory Retention: Remembers every slight, no matter how insignificant
• Moodiness Index: Fluctuates with the moon's indifferent phases

Moon Phase Impact on Mood:

Note: Correlation implies no cosmic significance

• Attachment Style: Anxiously clingy yet paradoxically distant
• Nurturing Tendency: Cares for others while neglecting self
• Trust Issues: Deep-seated and statistically justified
• Emotional Investment: 200% more than reciprocated

• Most Common Fields: Emotional labor-intensive roles
• Workplace Satisfaction: Inversely proportional to emotional investment
• Leadership Style: Passive-aggressive nurturing
• Career Changes: Every 2-5 years due to emotional burnout

• Retreat to Shell Frequency: 12.5 times per week
• Emotional Outburst Probability: 65% during full moon
• Passive-Aggressive Episodes: 3.7 daily average
• Nostalgia Triggers: Approximately every 2.4 hours

• Comfort Food Consumption: 47% above zodiac average
• Emotional Suppression Attempts: 89% failure rate
• Protective Shell Usage: 78% of social interactions
• Past Reminiscence: 134% more than healthy