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Join Us In Collective Existential Contemplation

Date: The next dark moon

Time: When the void is strongest (3:33 AM local time)

Location: Wherever you experience existential dread

Duration: Time is an illusion, but approximately 2 hours

What to Expect:

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include increased awareness of the meaninglessness of existence, temporary loss of ego, and enhanced ability to perceive cosmic indifference.