Time: When the void is strongest (3:33 AM local time)
Location: Wherever you experience existential dread
Duration: Time is an illusion, but approximately 2 hours
What to Expect:
Guided void meditation
Collective sighs into the abyss
Meaningless pattern recognition exercises
Existential poetry reading
Group nihilistic affirmations
⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include increased awareness of the meaninglessness of existence,
temporary loss of ego, and enhanced ability to perceive cosmic indifference.