The Futile Mathematics of Your Existence

Birth Chart Calculations

Your birth chart is calculated using these meaningless yet precise mathematical formulas:

Ascendant = RAMC + arctan(tan(RAMC) × cos(ε)) - arctan(cos(φ) × tan(RAMC))
Where:
RAMC = Right Ascension of Midheaven
ε = Obliquity of the Ecliptic
φ = Geographic Latitude

Warning: The precision of these calculations only serves to highlight the arbitrary nature of your cosmic positioning.

Planetary Positions

The futile attempt to pinpoint celestial bodies at the moment of your birth:

1. Calculate Mean Anomaly (M):
M = n(t - t₀) + M₀

2. Solve Kepler's Equation:
E = M + e × sin(E)

3. Calculate True Anomaly (v):
v = 2 × arctan(√((1+e)/(1-e)) × tan(E/2))

Note: Even with perfect calculations, your destiny remains unaffected by these cosmic coordinates.

House Systems

Different methods of dividing the meaningless void:

Placidus: The most common system of cosmic segregation
Koch: An alternative method of arbitrary division
Equal House: Pretending the sky is perfectly symmetrical
Whole Sign: The simplest way to impose order on chaos

House Cusp = Ascendant + (30° × house_number)
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Aspects and Orbs

Measuring the geometric relationships between celestial bodies that couldn't care less about your existence:

Aspect Angle = |Planet1_longitude - Planet2_longitude|
Orb = |Aspect_Angle - Ideal_Aspect_Angle|

Aspect	Angle	Typical Orb
Conjunction	0°	±8°
Opposition	180°	±8°
Square	90°	±7°

Remember: These calculations are nothing more than humanity's desperate attempt to find patterns in the cosmic chaos. The universe remains indifferent to our mathematical precision.

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