Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces—the zodiac’s cry-me-a-river crew. Described as “cold, wet, soft,” it’s basically a waterlogged memory foam mattress. They’re set 120 degrees apart so they can weep in harmony. Modern astrologers claim these emotions are essential. Sure, if you love swimming in salty puddles of regret.
The nostalgic crab, forever clinging to memories that slip through its claws like water. Summer’s “hot becoming dry” season somehow births a “cold, wet, soft” crab. It’s like leaving ice cream in the sun: sticky, confusing, and a little sad.
Explore the depthsThe passionate scorpion, feeling intensely in a universe that feels nothing at all. Autumn’s dryness becoming cold meets watery depths. Picture a pond slowly freezing over while Scorpio hisses beneath the surface. Wet, cold, and slightly homicidal.
Dive deeperThe dreaming fish, swimming in circles in an endless sea of consciousness. Winter’s “cold becoming wet” is Pisces’ personal waterpark. Slip on the ice, fall into the slush, and call it spirituality.
Float away
In ancient astrology, seasons determined the element’s vibe. Winter is “cold becoming wet” land—perfect for Pisces to wallow. Scorpio takes the autumn chill and drowns it in emotional complexities, while Cancer tries to hold onto some summer warmth but ends up sobbing into a melting ice cube tray. Enjoy the emotional floods.
Like water, your emotions shape and mold to their container, taking on the form of whatever vessel holds them. Yet no matter how deep your feelings run, they ultimately contribute to the vast ocean of cosmic indifference.