Cosmic Overview
The Moon: Earth's faithful companion in the void, eternally trapped in a gravitational dance of futility. Once believed to influence the tides of human emotion, now understood as merely a dead rock reflecting borrowed light.
Rules over: Cancer♋︎
Lunar Phases & Their Meaningless Meanings
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New Moon
Traditional meaning: New beginnings, fresh starts
Nihilistic truth: Another cycle of pointless renewal in an endless loop of cosmic tedium
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Waxing Crescent
Traditional meaning: Setting intentions, growth
Nihilistic truth: The illusion of progress in a universe that cares not for your plans
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Full Moon
Traditional meaning: Culmination, illumination
Nihilistic truth: Maximum borrowed light revealing the emptiness of your achievements
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Waning Gibbous
Traditional meaning: Gratitude, sharing
Nihilistic truth: The inevitable decline of all things, including your fleeting moments of joy
Examples of Lunar Aspects in a Chart
Moon in Cancer
You feel everything deeply, which is unfortunate because everything is meaningless
Moon Square Saturn
Your emotional needs clash with reality's cold indifference
Moon Trine Neptune
Excellent at deluding yourself about the nature of existence
Moon Conjunct Ascendant (rising sign)
Intense emotional transparency... too much, in fact, for your own good sometimes.
Lunar Wisdom
The Moon teaches us that change is constant, yet ultimately meaningless. Like its phases, your emotional states are temporary illusions, cycling through patterns that signify nothing in the grand cosmic void.