Neptune, with its 165-year orbit, shapes entire generations through collective dreams, delusions, and spiritual yearnings. Its influence is like a cosmic fog machine, making everything seem simultaneously more meaningful and more uncertain.
When humanity decided talking to the dead through furniture was perfectly reasonable.
Mass panic over fictional alien invasions included free of charge.
Crystal healing and pyramid power: Because regular existential dread wasn't exotic enough.
Where everyone's life is perfect, filtered, and absolutely nothing is as it seems.
Neptune's influence manifests as:
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