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Neptune: The Great Cosmic Illusionist

Neptune, with its 165-year orbit, shapes entire generations through collective dreams, delusions, and spiritual yearnings. Its influence is like a cosmic fog machine, making everything seem simultaneously more meaningful and more uncertain.

"In the end, Neptune teaches us that all meaning is imagined - and that's precisely what makes it meaningful."

Notable Neptunian Ages of Mass Delusion

1847-1862: Spiritualism Movement

When humanity decided talking to the dead through furniture was perfectly reasonable.


1928-1943: Golden Age of Radio

Mass panic over fictional alien invasions included free of charge.


1984-1998: New Age Movement

Crystal healing and pyramid power: Because regular existential dread wasn't exotic enough.


2011-Present: Social Media Reality

Where everyone's life is perfect, filtered, and absolutely nothing is as it seems.


Neptune's influence manifests as:

"Neptune's greatest trick was convincing humanity that meaning exists somewhere out there, rather than in the meaningless meaning we create.

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