NIHILISTIC HOROSCOPES

Mercury Retrograde

Currently Direct.
Next Retrograde: MAR 15, 2025 in ♈︎

What to Expect When Mercury is Retrograde:

Nihilistic Coping Strategies

Historical Context

Mercury retrograde has been confounding human communication since ancient times, when our ancestors mistook this optical illusion for meaningful celestial movement. We now know better, yet continue to blame our communication failures on this astronomical phenomenon, as if we needed an excuse for our inherent inability to connect with one another.



"To mock philosophy is to truly philosophize" - Blaise Pascal (probably while having an existential crisis)

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