The semi-square, at 45 degrees, is like the universe's way of giving you a minor inconvenience that somehow manages to ruin your entire day. It's the astrological equivalent of someone saying "no offense, but..." right before they deeply offend you.
This aspect creates a subtle tension that's just annoying enough to notice, but not dramatic enough to justify a complete breakdown. Think of it as cosmic background anxiety - always there, but never quite enough to blame for your problems.
"Like a pebble in your shoe on an endless walk through the void."
Common Semi-Square Effects
The persistent feeling that you left the stove on, even though you haven't cooked in weeks
That slight uncertainty about whether your friends actually like you or just tolerate you
The vague sense that everything is slightly off-center, but you can't fix it
A constant mild irritation, like wearing slightly damp socks in an existential crisis
"In the grand scheme of cosmic suffering, the semi-square is just enough discomfort to remind you that the universe has a sense of humor."