NIHILISTIC HOROSCOPES

Astrological Aspects

In the grand tapestry of the cosmos, we find patterns that reflect the inherent meaninglessness of our existence. Here, we delve into the astrological aspects that underscore the futility of seeking purpose.

Conjunction (0°)

When two planets merge their dysfunction into one overwhelming crisis so to double your existential dread. Even unity is fleeting in the endless expanse of space.

Opposition (180°)

Planets facing off like your internal conflicts, neither side winning. The opposition aspect embodies the perpetual conflict that defines our absurd search for meaning.

Trine (120°)

The universe's way of leveraging the false promise of harmony to make things easy, which you'll still manage to complicate.

Square (90°)

Tension and conflict, as if you needed more of that in your life.

Sextile (60°)

A gentle aspect that promises opportunity you'll probably ignore. The cosmic equivalent of "it could be worse"

Quincunx (150°)

Perpetual adjustment with no hope of comfort

Semi-Square (45°)

Tension and conflict, as if you needed more of that in your life. Like a square, but more passive-aggressive.

Semi-Sextile (30°)

Subtle irritations that never quite go away that, over time, could add up to major existential crises.

"All planetary relationships are ultimately meaningless in the void of space."

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