In the grand tapestry of the cosmos, we find patterns that reflect the inherent meaninglessness of our existence. Here, we delve into the astrological aspects that underscore the futility of seeking purpose.
When two planets merge their dysfunction into one overwhelming crisis so to double your existential dread. Even unity is fleeting in the endless expanse of space.
Planets facing off like your internal conflicts, neither side winning. The opposition aspect embodies the perpetual conflict that defines our absurd search for meaning.
The universe's way of leveraging the false promise of harmony to make things easy, which you'll still manage to complicate.
Tension and conflict, as if you needed more of that in your life.
A gentle aspect that promises opportunity you'll probably ignore. The cosmic equivalent of "it could be worse"
Perpetual adjustment with no hope of comfort
Tension and conflict, as if you needed more of that in your life. Like a square, but more passive-aggressive.
Subtle irritations that never quite go away that, over time, could add up to major existential crises.
A perfect triangle. Triple the false promises, triple the false comfort, triple the disappointment. Three planets in perfect harmony, mocking your chaos.
Three planets forming a T of three way tension and nowhere to hide & growth you didn't ask for.
The Finger of Fate pointing at your existential crisis or was we like to put it: the universe is giving you the middle finger while laughing at your destiny.
Four squares forming a cross of perpetual challenge. Think of it as the universe's way of using you as its own personal stress ball.
A balanced pattern of aspects that still won't bring you any peace.
When multiple planets gather collectively to ruin your day.