MERCURY

The Messenger of Meaningless Messages

Planetary Profile

Traditional Domain: Communication, intellect, reasoning, information

Nihilistic Truth: Your thoughts race like Mercury's orbit - fast, repetitive, and ultimately going nowhere.

Astronomical Despair

Mercury completes its orbit in just 88 Earth days - the fastest of all planets, yet still trapped in an endless loop.
Its surface temperature ranges from -180°C to 430°C - extremes that mirror the volatility of your mental state.
The smallest planet in our solar system - a cosmic reminder of your insignificance.

Rules Over

Gemini ♊

The twins of eternal internal dialogue that leads nowhere

Virgo ♍

The perfectionist seeking order in a chaotic universe

"Your words will dissipate like Mercury's thin atmosphere, your thoughts scattered like its cratered surface."

Mercurial Manifestations

When Mercury is Retrograde

Three to four times a year, Mercury appears to move backwards in the sky - a cosmic illusion that humans desperately assign meaning to. During these periods: