Mars Retrograde

Current Status: Retrograde until Feb 24, 2025
"When Mars moves backwards, your already futile attempts at progress become even more meaningless."

What is Mars Retrograde?

Mars retrograde is a cosmic illusion where the planet appears to move backwards in the sky, much like your life goals moving further away despite your best efforts. This occurs approximately every two years and lasts about 2.5 months.

Effects During Mars Retrograde

Warning: During Mars retrograde, even your coping mechanisms may fail you

Nihilistic Survival Guide

1. Accept that your decreased motivation is actually your natural state
2. Embrace the pointlessness of action
3. Remember that moving backward is still movement, albeit equally meaningless
4. Use this time to contemplate why you bother trying at all
5. Consider that your usual determination might be the real delusion

Historical Perspective

Ancient astrologers viewed Mars retrograde as a time of warriors turning inward. Modern nihilists recognize it as yet another cosmic reminder of life's inherent absurdity.

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