Neptune Retrograde

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Currently direct. Next Retrograde: July 04, 2025

"In Neptune retrograde, the veil of illusion becomes so thick that it becomes transparent, revealing only more illusions beneath."

Current Phase:

Neptune was retrograde until December 07, 2024. During that period, its alleged influence was allowing you to fully immerse yourself in comforting delusions of how you can never "catch a break" as well as entertain such concepts along the lines of "it's always someone else's fault." Even though Neptune is direct now, you will probably still continue to engage with your delusions and fabricate your excuses, regardless of which sign you were born under.

Meditate on this: If reality is an illusion, and Neptune retrograde strips away illusions, are you more or less deluded during this time?

EDITOR'S NOTE: Hey JB, isn't that along the lines of asking "... my vacuum sucks, is that a good thing or a bad thing?" Just sayin'-The Absurdist

Dreams & Nightmares

Your dreams become indistinguishable from reality, which was already indistinguishable from a nightmare.

Intuition

Your inner voice becomes clearer, only to reveal it's been lying to you this whole time.

Creativity

Your artistic inspiration reaches new heights, highlighting the futility of self-expression. Just be careful not to express yourself into a set of handcuffs during this period.

Spirituality

The cosmic void stares back with increasing clarity.

Survival Guide

Question everything, especially your questioning.
Trust no one or nothing, ~~including~~ especially this advice!
Embrace the fog of confusion as your natural state.
Remember that clarity is just another form of delusion.