Nihilistic Horoscopes
Retrograde Planets: When Things Get Even Worse
Mercury Retrograde
Mercury Status: currently Direct
Next Retrograde period begins MAR 15, 2025 in ♈︎.
When Mercury appears to move backwards, communication becomes even more pointless than usual. Your already meaningless messages will be lost in the void of misunderstanding.
Venus Retrograde
Currently Direct -Next retrograde: Mar 02, 2025 in ♈︎.
Venus retrograde exposes the hollow nature of love and beauty. Your relationships reveal themselves as the temporary illusions they always were.
Mars Retrograde
Retrograde until Feb 24, 2025
Mars retrograde drains your already pointless motivation. Your actions become even more obviously futile as the universe laughs at your efforts.
Jupiter Retrograde
Retrograde until Feb 04, 2025
Jupiter's backwards motion reveals the emptiness of your beliefs and the futility of expansion. Growth becomes decay.
Saturn Retrograde
Currently Direct -Next Retrograde: July 13, 2025 in ♈︎.
Saturn retrograde intensifies your awareness of limitations and mortality. The structures you built reveal their temporary nature.
Uranus Retrograde
Currently Direct -Next Retrograde: September 06, 2025 in ♊︎
When Uranus retrogrades, revolution becomes devolution. Your attempts at freedom reveal new forms of imprisonment.
Neptune Retrograde
Currently direct -Next Retrograde July 04, 2025 in ♈︎.
Neptune retrograde strips away illusions only to reveal more illusions. Your spiritual quest leads nowhere more obviously than usual.
Pluto Retrograde
Currently Direct -Next Retrograde: May 04, 2025 in ♒︎
Pluto retrograde forces you to revisit destruction and power struggles. Transformation becomes regression.