♃ Jupiter Retrograde In Gemini
Oct 09, 2024 - Feb 04, 2024
This article is specific to Jupiter's retrograde in Gemini. I'm sure you don't need a lecture on how Mercury is related to Gemini, so I'm going to skip that for now, genius. You're welcome.
What this means for those bound to the Earth
Jupiter retrograde in Gemini—just what the cosmos ordered to spice up your existential hangover. Regardless of your sign, you can look forward to the following during this period: Picture that gas giant, drunk on its own hyperbole, now hitting reverse in the sign best known for turning trivial chatter into an Olympic sport.
If you’re already drowning in Gemini or Mercury vibes, congratulations: you’ve won a free pass to a mental circus where every thought rides a unicycle, juggling half-baked ideas and nonsensical philosophies.
In other words, instead of grand revelations and expanded horizons, Jupiter’s busy slam-dancing backward through a wind tunnel of useless trivia. It’s like someone pressed pause on your personal growth and replaced your intellectual ambitions with a stack of half-finished crossword puzzles. Good luck extracting any meaning from this cosmic game of telephone—the universe is too busy laughing at your attempts to decode its static.
courtesy of the Unknown Caustic 11.02.2024