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Welcome to the Void of Opinions

Ah, dear seekers of pointless wisdom, you've stumbled upon our articles page. Here, we pour our existential musings into the bottomless pit of the internet, much like one might scream into the vast indifference of space. Our articles are carefully crafted to remind you of the utter meaninglessness of it all, while providing a twisted sense of comfort in our shared cosmic insignificance.

Why do we write and/or allow others to write, these articles, you ask? Well, why does the universe exist? Why do we continue to perpetuate our species? Why do we insist on finding patterns in the chaos? The answer to all these questions is the same: no reason at all. And that, paradoxically, is reason enough.

So, peruse our collection of nihilistic narratives, absurdist anecdotes, and existential expositions. Expand your mind, only to realize that expansion is just another form of emptiness. Remember, in reading these, you're not gaining knowledge - you're simply rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic of existence.

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