Nihilistic Horoscopes | The Outer Planets

Pluto Retrograde

Currently Direct
Next Retrograde: May 04, 2025

"As Pluto moves backward, so too does your understanding that any transformation is ultimately pointless in the grand scheme of cosmic insignificance."

What to Expect

Warning: Pluto's retrograde motion may cause an existential crisis that's slightly more intense than your usual daily existential crisis.

Suggested Coping Mechanisms

1. Embrace the meaninglessness of transformation - you'll end up exactly where you started anyway.
2. Journal about your deepest fears, then realize the futility of documenting them.
3. Attempt shadow work, acknowledging that all work is shadow work.
4. Practice letting go, while understanding that holding on was never an option.
5. Contemplate power dynamics, then remember that power is an illusion.
"During Pluto retrograde, the transformation you seek is like trying to escape a maze that has no exit - embrace the wandering."

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