Uranus Retrograde
♅Currently Direct
Next retrograde begins: Sept 06, 2025 in ♊︎
"When Uranus goes retrograde, even chaos loses its sense of direction."
What to Expect
- Your revolutionary ideas will reveal themselves as recycled mediocrity
- Technology will betray you even more than usual
- That spark of originality you thought you had? It's just static electricity
- Progressive thinking becomes regressive overthinking
- Your attempts at uniqueness will expose themselves as conformity in disguise
- Freedom becomes just another word for nothing left to lose, again
- Innovation circles back to obsolescence faster than ever
Survival Tips
- Accept that your individuality is an illusion
- Embrace the futility of technological progress
- Remember that chaos is the natural state of things, even when it's moving backwards
- Don't bother backing up your data - loss is inevitable
- Your brilliant insights will be forgotten anyway