Serious Terms of Use
If you've made it this far, you might actually be serious about our Terms of Use. Below are the legitimate terms governing your use of Nihilistic Horoscopes. Yes, we still have to do this, even in an absurd universe.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing or using Nihilistic Horoscopes, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use. If you do not agree, please do not use our website.
2. Use of the Website
Our content is for entertainment purposes only. While we make horoscopes and predictions, they should not be taken as professional advice of any kind. Please enjoy our content responsibly and be aware that any actions taken based on our content are at your own risk.
3. User Conduct
Users are expected to use our site in a respectful manner. The following actions are prohibited:
- Harassing, threatening, or abusing other users.
- Posting spam or misleading content.
- Attempting to hack, reverse-engineer, or otherwise compromise the security of our website.
4. Intellectual Property
All content on this site, including text, images, and other materials, is owned by Nihilistic Horoscopes. You may share it for personal use but must not claim it as your own or use it for commercial purposes without permission.
5. Disclaimer of Warranties
We provide our site and content "as is" without any warranties, express or implied. While we try to keep the site functional and entertaining, we do not guarantee its availability or accuracy.
6. Limitation of Liability
Nihilistic Horoscopes shall not be held liable for any damages arising from your use of the site, including but not limited to indirect or consequential damages, or any loss of data or profits.
7. Changes to the Terms
We reserve the right to update these terms at any time. Changes will be posted here, and continued use of the site indicates your acceptance of the updated terms.
8. Termination
We may terminate or suspend your access to the site at our discretion, with or without notice, for any reason.
9. Governing Law
These terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the applicable jurisdiction.
Contact Information
For inquiries regarding these terms, please contact us at legal@nihilistichoroscopes.com.