"If life is a cosmic joke, I'm here to explain the punchline. Too bad the universe forgot to write one."
About The Cosmic Jester
♊︎ ♌︎ ??? Gemini Sun, Leo Moon, Unknown Rising Sign
With a PhD in Existential Comedy from the University of [redacted], The Cosmic Jester specializes in finding humor in the darkest corners of the universe. Their talent lies in transforming crushing existential dread into slightly less crushing existential jokes.
Greatest Hits
"Why did the Sagittarius cross the road? Because free will is an illusion, and they were cosmically destined to do so."
"What's an Aries' favorite breakfast? Whatever they're eating when they realize nothing matters."
"How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll work in the dark because success is meaningless anyway."
The Fools Wisdom
"The stars may not care, but at least we can laugh about it together."
Fun Facts
- Favorite constellation: The Big Dipper (because it's nature's cosmic ladle of disappointment)
- Spirit planet: Pluto (no longer a planet, just like their hopes and dreams)
- Hobbies: Writing cosmic dad jokes and contemplating the void
- Previous job: Stand-up comedian at the Edge of the Universe Café