1. Acceptance of Terms

By using Nihilistic Horoscopes, you accept these terms of use, despite their ultimate meaninglessness in the grand cosmic void. Your continued use of the site represents your ongoing submission to these arbitrary rules we've established.

2. User Conduct

While navigating our digital void, users must:

• Maintain an appropriate level of existential dread
• Refrain from finding genuine hope in our predictions
• Accept that all actions are equally meaningless
• Not attempt to inject purpose into our purposefully purposeless content

3. Intellectual Property Rights

All content on this site is protected by copyright laws, though we acknowledge the futility of claiming ownership over anything in this temporary existence. Our nihilistic predictions are our intellectual property, as meaningless as that concept may be.

4. User Contributions

When submitting content to our site (comments, guestbook entries, etc.), you acknowledge that:

• Your contributions will dissolve into the digital void
• We may use, modify, or delete your content at will
• Your words, like all things, are temporary and insignificant

5. Limitation of Liability

We accept no responsibility for:

• Existential crises triggered by our horoscopes
• The crushing weight of cosmic insignificance
• Any actions taken based on our nihilistic predictions
• The inevitable heat death of the universe

6. Modifications to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time, though such modifications are as meaningless as the original terms. Changes will be posted here, in the void, where few dare to venture.

7. Termination

We may terminate your access to the site at any time, for any reason, or no reason at all - much like the universe's indifference to our existence.

Contact Information

Should you need to reach us (though why would you?), you can email the void at:

void@nihilistichoroscopes.com

Serious Terms of Use