Free Daily Horoscopes for those who know better
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Ever wonder how celestial bodies conspire to mock your life decisions? Check out the latest planetary alignments, all apparently laughing at you from a safe distance.
A brutally honest deep-dive into whether the stars have a grand plan or we’re all just swirling in an existential void. (Spoiler: go with the void.)
In case your birth time wasn’t arbitrary enough, we’ll tell you how your Ascendant might doom you to a fate you never asked for.